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SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE (1987)
“Is the world gonna be vaporized?”
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SUPERMAN (1978)
“I have sent them you… my only son.”
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DOPE SICK LOVE (2005)
“You got any cum in those balls?”
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THE ADDICTION (1995)
“Eternity’s a long time. Get used to it.”
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BODY SNATCHERS (1994)
"They get you when you sleep..."
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DANGEROUS GAME (1993)
“I need these things!”
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SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION (1993)
“We could have been killed, throats slashed!”
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THE NEW CENTURIONS (1972)
“It doesn’t pay to get too comfortable on the street…”
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THE SUBSTANCE (2024)
“Pretty girls should ALWAYS smile!”
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IT ENDS WITH US (2024)
“We break the pattern before the pattern breaks us…”
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TOTAL RECALL (1990)
“Get your ass to Mars…”
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PAPARAZZI (2004)
“Yeah, Clooney’s been a real goldmine…”
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LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024)
“So how does an Oklahoma farm girl get into bodybuilding?”
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BLACK RAIN (1989)
“Just hope they got a nip in this building who speaks fucking English…”
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1ST 5 MINUTES
1ST 5 MINUTES
Wherein I set out to prove one can judge the quality, or lack thereof, in the 1ST 5 Minutes of any movie.
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